I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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