Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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