Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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