We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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