What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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