Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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