What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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