Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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