So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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