Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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