I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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