Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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