So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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