It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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