I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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