Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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