yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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