I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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