Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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