I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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