i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Shame - the story of my life.
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