ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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