fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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