just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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