I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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