ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
