dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i will never coherently bang her
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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