nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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