He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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