I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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