i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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