Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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