Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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