Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
either way he was missing a nipple.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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