We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
