I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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