I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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