omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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