playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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