Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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