How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
