she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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