I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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