I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I don't think brook has ever known best
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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