so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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