Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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