I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
