He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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