these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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