Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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